The Culprits


Lover of good food and wine.

My dogs are probably better than yours.

The one who’s gonna run this family right.


Storyteller with a love for beautifully crafted sentences.

Fan of the three Bs: beer, baseball, & Batman.

Hoping I won’t screw this parenting thing up.



The best advice my dad ever gave me about being a father

My dad has offered up a lot of advice through the years. Word hard. Don’t be a dumbass. You’re flat at...

Emery: 6 months

My little girl is 6 months old now (WHY!!?!?!), so let's check in and see how she's doing.

A deadly mistake: Kids, hot cars, and parents who forget

Since 1990, more than 800 children have died in a hot car in the U.S. as a result of being forgotten

Piecing together the nursery

It didn't just come together overnight

Worst. Dog Parent. Ever.

How am I ever going to raise a kid?!

Your mom is a creeper

Don't hold it against her, okay?

Little Emery’s baby shower

Please ignore these awkward photos

How I Met Your Mother

I was in a weird place in my life.