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Texans win fourth straight with 24-6 victory over Saints

HOUSTON – The New Orleans Saints came marching in. The Houston Texans stopped them in their tracks. Houston won its fourth...

Texans rally to stun undefeated Bengals, 10-6

By Matt Keyser, KHOU 11 Sports CINCINNATI – Entering Monday night’s game, the Cincinnati Bengals were one of three NFL teams...

Texans no show early in 44-26 loss to Dolphins

MIAMI – By the time the Houston Texans decided to show up Sunday, the Miami Dolphins had already put them out...

Texans steamrolled by Falcons in 48-21 loss

Calling the Houston Texans.

Late interception dooms Texans in 27-20 loss to Colts

HOUSTON – The Texans continue to find creative ways to lose. This week: dumb decisions, head-scratching penalties and a late fourth-quarter...

Texans steamrolled by Falcons in 48-21 loss

ATLANTA – Calling the Houston Texans. Hello? Hello?? The Texans were nowhere to be found in Sunday’s 48-21 loss to the...

Texans beat Buccaneers, 19-9, for first win of season

HOUSTON – It wasn’t pretty, but the Houston Texans finally got a win. Behind a sputtering offense and a hit-or-miss kicking...

It’s official: Mallett will start for Texans on Sunday

HOUSTON – Houston Texans head coach Bill O’Brien is well aware there are no secrets in the NFL. So when reports...

Turnovers costly as Texans fall to Chiefs, 27-20, in season opener

HOUSTON – It wasn’t a good start to the Brian Hoyer era for the Houston Texans. The Ryan Mallett era, meanwhile,...